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Ramblin's Corner

Seen' how this is my first attempt at a webpage... website... or whatever the hell... I really dunno what i'm doin'.  I'll keep this little 'Ramblin's Corner for stuff as I see fit to write or ponder.  That bein' the case... it'll change.  Damn few will ever read it anyway prob'ly... but as they say... "It's a comer..."

I began writin' 'rhymes/poems' just for fun when I served in the US Navy. Most of it was 'sailor stuff'... or bawdy versions of other poems/songs. At the suggestion of my wife (Petey), I began to write more. Further... to assemble it in some manner with a Copyright and maybe get it published. This is a first. I gave a brief readin' at the local church to much applause. That was the first time I'd read any of this outside of my immediate family.

We live in the Sonora Desert west of the Tucson Mountains where the first road sign I see (once off the dirt road we live on) is 'Open Range'
cow graphic (udders and all). Obviously approved by some gummint cubical drone unfamiliar with cattle.

As this is my first attempt, I have no idea what sort of success or failure it might be. If there's rules in poetry... I dunno what they are. 'Rules?' We don' need no steenkin' rules! I just write this stuff as it comes. If I hadda be concerned with rules, it wouldn't happen. 

I love this place. It screams 'Wild West' from every angle. But, this desert (like the sea) is unforgiving of human error. Folks go wandering off into it and disappear here still. It is what it is.

This collection of poems 'n stuff also 'is what it is'. Politically Correct it ain't.... cuz I ain't. No apologies, just like this desert.

I don't even read other folks stuff... not yet. I'm sure I will at some point, but I don't wanna be influenced by nuthin' else. 'Hope y'all enjoy it!

William E. Shaw  (Sonora Rebel)
Picture Rocks, Arizona

Just Ramblin' On...

This is the first 'cowboy' poem I ever wrote...  This poem is 'me'.

I've Always Been A Cowboy

A little boy stood 'neith a sycamore
He wore a cowboy hat
A western vest upon his chest
With a plaid shirt under that

A neckerchief tied round his neck
'n battered cowboy boots
A pair of sixguns at his hips
Spit fire when they would shoot

His open range was a vacant lot
Beside a city street
The 'hideout' was beneath a porch
Where the 'cowboys' would all meet

He'd sometimes 'be' Roy Rogers
Or an outlaw named Black Bart
And die with much theatrics
When 'shot' straight thru the heart.

Some kid would yell "I got ya"
And he'd fall down dead away
'Lay there for a little while
Then get up again to play

But he grew up as all kids do
And put away these toys
'Discovered girls and hot rod cars
Like all the other boys

He joined the Navy, saw the world
'Twice he went to war
His heart was in the Great Southwest
But the job's in Baltimore

Now he stands on his veranda
Beneath a mesquite tree
Thinkin' back in time... 1949
That little boy was 'Me'

I've always been a cowboy
No matter what I did
And in my heart of hearts I know
I've always been that 'kid'

So late in life me and the wife
Packed up and let it go
Now we watch the sun go down
Near the hills of Mexico

My cowboy hat is fulla dust
As are my beat up boots
The .45 slung at my side                                     
Spits fire if I might shoot

The neckerchief around my neck
Turns white with salty sweat
I've thrown away those coats 'n ties
'n haven't missed 'em yet

The road sign proclaims
'Open Range'
In this vast Saguero sea
A plateau 'tween the mountains
On either side of me

Yippi-ki-ay Yippi-ki-ohh
I sing my cowboy song
In the great Sonora Desert
The place where I belong

'Tales of the Sonora and other cowboy poetry' (C) William E. Shaw 2008

I Was Born A Cowboy

I  never saw the spectacle
'Cause I wasn't yet alive
When them cowboys moved those great herds north
In an old west cattle drive

I can't speak first hand to that
I wasn't never there
Or mayhap I was somehow
Long ago, somewhere

I was born a cowboy
My wife will tell ya so
Could be that once I was
But how I'll never know

When I put these ol' time clothes on
I know just how they fit
'Know what goes where 'n how 'n why
Like I've been used to it

Maybe not 'me
Leastaways, the me I know
But maybe then, another 'me'
'Fore this 'me' began to grow

Is this reincarnation?
Otherwise, how would I know
What happened near instinctively
When no one told me so

I'm tough and independent
Never given much to class
I'll speak my mind no matter
Or y'all can kiss my ass

I imagine visions
The kind ya can't describe
Of a world that don't exist no more
'Gone 'fore I was alive

I can stand out in this desert
Feel what might'a happened here
Tho no trace remains at all
I sense the joy or fear

Ore wagons and the freighters
'Can almost hear 'em curse
The Cavalry out on patrol
When the sun was at it's worst

The gamblers and the drifters
The bustle of a frontier street
The sounds of some saloon piano
The clank of spurs on booted feet

The swish 'n crack of the long romal
A drovers whistling call
The lowing of three thousand beeves
Where now there stands a mall

I've crossed the paths of outlaws
The trails of warrior chiefs
The lonesome trek of cowboys
The massive herds of beeves

The land around looks different now
But much of it remains
The same as it was long ago
When them cowboys rode these plains

I know I ain't the only one
With that ancient gene infused
Who know the way instinctively
How stuff was worn 'n used

Same could be said of Renaissance
Or warriors now long dead
Some force remains in some of us
'n gets inside our head

There is a certain kinship
With those times 'n lore
'Wasn't nuthin' I was taught
But I've been here before

I've always had that cowboy 'thing'
To all I have confessed
I'm either reincarnate
Or somehow been possessed

I was born a cowboy
It's just the way I am
Y'all can tell me it ain't so
I do not give a damn

Ramblins 2009 William E. Shaw

I was much younger... and dumber... 'n obviously more flexible. No Country For Old Men...

Rodeo

Once upon a time and long ago,
I rode a saddle bronc in a Rodeo
Not for a prize or any money
Just impressin' this little buckle bunny
Met in some joint from last nite's libation
Who'd invited me to this celebration

It was the 4th of July   Yay!

The man at the mic to this crowd beckons
For amateurs who'll try to stay eight seconds
I dunno what I was thinkin'                                     Not smokin' nuthin' 'n I hadn't been drinkin'
But, I walked over 'n paid my money
Waved at my new cowgirl hunny
 
She was talkin' to some guy   Hmmm?

'Didn't wear no spurs of fancy chaps,
Just needed boots 'n a cowboy hat
I had on a new blue western shirt
It occurred to me I mite get hurt
They pinned a number on my back
I done it now, no turnin' back

Adrenaline was pumpin'  Testosterone kickin' in

Them rounders didn't call me 'Dude',
Give a smirk or nuthin' rude
I watched some other cowboys do it
I'se a little nervous, 'n they knew it
 'Cowboy up' They called my number
I'd drawn a horse who's name was 'Thunder'

Nice...  Herrrre we go...

I climbed up on that buckin' chute
'Got my first look at that evil brute
As I climbed aboard he gave a shudder
From one mean end down to the other
I looped the rein 'round a borrowed glove
Sent a small prayer up above

Puleeeze...  Whee-hoo

'Pulled my hat down on my ears
While tryin' hard to quell my fears
Those stirrups that my boots went in
Near forced my knees up to my chin
I stuck both feet up over his shoulders
As I wondered if I'd get any older
'Gave the gateman a quick nod 
'n  he swung it open... OHHH MY GAWD!

I'm gonna die  'Talk about a leap...

"Up on Thunder outt'a gate Four
It's Bill Shaw from Baltimore"
I pulled that rein, 'pushed back in the saddle
With every buck my teeth would rattle

My guts are gettin' shook to Jello
But I can't just quit, they'll think I'm yellow
He dropped his head, I gave a shaky yell
"Oh Lord they done gimme the horse from hell"        This ain't no rental pony ride
But I got both feet out high 'n wide

"Ride 'em cowboy!"  Uh Huh

Now I was young 'n I was proud
I was tough 'n a little loud
I'd raced cars 'n been to war
But nuthin' like this here before
This was a major bone jarrin' surprise
A gray tornado 'tween my thighs

Ow!

I'd known the might of the North Atlantic
Where ships were tossed 'n things got frantic
The monsoons of South China Seas
A pitchin' deck below my knees
Them typhoons 'neath the Southern Cross
All paled to this damn buckin' hoss

This wasn't fun, this was no joy
No place at all, for a Sailor boy
'Hopin' that I wouldn't wreck...
'n break my legs... my back... my neck

Whoa Horsie...  Oy!

I could hear this monster snort 'n huff
As the saddle beat my skinny duff
Them hooves were drummin' in the dirt
My eyeballs blurred 'n my neck hurt

This horse went every which a'way
My backbone didn't bend that way
'Gettin' bent outt'a shape from end to end
"Ow!" There go the fam'ly jools (again)

I was gettin' dizzy... How do ya shut this thing off?

I had no idea whatinhell I'm doin' 
This crazy scheme could be my ruin
My left arm was flappin' in the air
(Not that I had put it there)

Just about then he started spinnin'
I think I damn near soiled my linen
I saw a hat, 'looked like my own,
All smashed flat, but I'm hangin' on...

Aiiiiiiii sheeeit!  Forget that part

I don't remember lettin' go,
But there's that horse  there down below
I was climbin' high 'n spinnin� slow,
Passin' them faces with blurry features
I spun horizontal above the bleachers
'Set some kinda record for a dude
Not for time in the saddle, but for altitude

I heard the buzzer  Ahhhhhhhhhiiii...

I knew that this was gonna hurt
Landed flat on my back in that trampled dirt
Couldn�t neither breath, nor curse
Thought I'd broke my back or worse
Just bag me up 'n call a hearse

I'm done for! 'Thud!'

These rodeo clowns came 'n asked: "You alright?"
I blinked in that arena light
I reckoned then, I wasn't dead,
I couldn't talk, just shook my head
They stood me up 'n dragged me off
I tried to breath 'n  tried to cough
From somewhere, my battered hat appeared
I waved it at the crowd... who cheered

6.4 Seconds  Take a bow

I gave this cowboy back his glove,
Then looked around for my new love
Lit up a smoke, then limped around,
But nowhere, was she to be found
I gave up 'n just sat down

Some cowgirl handed me a beer.... Hi there!

We watched them other fellas test their 8 second fate
With two fallin' off comin' outta the gate
8 seconds don't seem like a real long time
'Cept when that horse is beatin' your behind

Don't think it takes too long for them horses to know
That you're a rank amateur aboard a pro
It's what they do, it's their whole act
To buck these cowboys off their back

Then this cowgirl sez: "You wanna go?"
"'Got my own idea 'bout a 'rodeo'
I don't live all that far from here...
'Got some food 'n I got some beer
I'll rub your back; you must be sore...
What brings you here from Baltimore?"

I'm in the Navy... Yeehaaa! 

'Couple days later I hadda go
With a grin on my face, but still movin' slow
'"See ya later", we both lied
As I climbed into my truck outside

Then back to Yuma I did go
With tales to tell 'bout the Rodeo
I never saw that girl again
But I remember that day from way back when
Would I ever go 'n do that again?

Hell NO!

 

Townies... city folks, are afraid of the desert. They don't understand it, nor appreciate it. I've seen that with friend's 'n in-laws come to visit. The occasional 'Townies' who'll venture west of the Tucson Mountains for some reason or other are also easily spooked. I love the place. 'Always have.
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My Desert Home

No concrete beneath my feet
No towers of steel and glass
Just mountain vistas all around
A southern wind blows thru the pass

I watch the Golden Eagles soar
Gambrils Quail peck in the sand
All of this from my back door
By God I love this land

The wild things make strange noises
And give my wife a fright
When it's dark and quiet
In this desert in the night

It's strangely wild and haunting
When coyotes start to sing
The owls will chirp 'n twitter
'Long with other grunts 'n things

Now 'n then I'll hear the sound
Of a lobo gray wolf howl
Somewhere in this desert
Under a full moon... on the prowl

The roosters crow in morning
A horse will neigh and whicker
But there ain't no sirens blarin' here
No noisy city slickers

The lizards do their push-ups
On top of my back wall
As rabbits romp without a care
'Bout anything at all

A flock of doves surround me
And birds of every hue
Who'll suddenly just disappear
When a hawk comes into view

Sometimes, there's just the shrill "Kreeee"
Of a raptor, close around
That always brings a smile to me
There's no more fierce or wilder sound

Then a cactus wren will scold me
The woodpeckers chime in
The hummingbirds will twitter
'Til I finally go back in

I think of where I came from
'Remember where I've been
Then I pick up my hat 'n pistol
And begin my day again

The sand (hemite) is all pervasive... all encompassing... constant... eternal.  

SAND

Yep, sand here is a fact of life
That can get outt�a hand
A daily battle that I wage
'Tween where I live 'n this whole land

Hemite's what this red stuff's called
Yeah, it even has a name
The product of erosion
From the mountains of the same

Carpeting is nonexistent
Polished furniture, a joke
Those obsessed with keepin' squeaky clean
Would soon go nuts, or broke

The wind is all pervasive
Norm'ly blowin' from the south
I find I need a neckerchief, sometimes
To keep it out 'my mouth

It filters thru the window frames
There's dust upon the sill
There's eddys in my carport
That sand will try its best to fill

The length of my whole driveway
Made of poured concrete
Is in need of constant sweepin'
Wide as a city street

That driveway is a marker
I can easy find my place
From lookin' at a Google map
Can see the thing from outer space

'Nuther place the sand blows
Is in my pool, along with leaves
I can hear it hit the buildin'
And it rattles thru my trees

Sometimes I'll lay in bed at night
'n think it's started rainin'
But it's only sand that's blowin hard
That wakes me up, complainin'

It trips the motion sensors
That activates the carport light
So, I'll grab my gun 'n take a look
In the desert dark of night

There ain't no lawn out front to mow
But with rake 'n hoe in hand
I spend many hours painfully... (That's right)
Just cleanin' off my sand

Sonoran Stuff

The area I live in is rather remote. Even tho this sort'a activity is common along the border, it's a rare occurrence 'round here 'cause of the roads. This is another recent Sonoran tale that's true.

'The Runner'

I'm haulin' out this can o'trash
Then, like some action movie episode
There's a helicopter, right in front of me
Then this truck... a'flyin' down the road

Now this ol' Ford had a camper shell
With a back door flappin' free
Runnin' 'bout sixty miles an hour
When it passed in front of me

This road is dirt 'n fulla ruts
Caused by the last monsoon
'n this damn truck's near off the ground
As driven, by this loon

It kicked up so much damn dust
T'was difficult to see
That part of what he's runnin' for
Landed near in front of me

That truck was bouncin' 'round so much
Dropped a portion of his load
Two white bundles, all wrapped up
Were layin' in the road

I ran out 'n fetched 'em up
Each weighed 'bout thirty pound
Don't take no rocket scientist
To figure, what I'd found

Now, if I'd been a 'Stoner'
This Desert Genie dude'd 'be hot
Arrivin' in a cloud of dust
Deliverin' that pot

I'd had my pistol on my belt
As I most norm'ly do
But that wouldn't a done much good at all
The way this truck come barrelin' thru

I took a whiff a'one 'them bags
T'wer't no Oregano scent
I knew that he's still runnin' tho
By which way that helo went

I figured if he came back for it
I'd have to make a plan
The radiator... then the tires
Push come to shove... the man

'Carried both back to my gate
In front of my driveway
Went 'n got my shotgun
'Case he returned this way

Magazine's been loaded, with 
Slugs 'n triple O Buck
I figured this sufficient
To stop any goddamn truck

The neighbor 'n me both called 911
'Told 'em what we did 'n saw
Asked they send a Deputy
To come 'n get it all

So I'm waitin' at the front gate
Sittin' on this stack
Won'drin' if, the Sheriff'd show up first
Or the Runner comin' back

Could roll a doobie big as a V-Dubya
Or at least the half of one
If there were rollin' papers of that size
For all this dope I'm sittin' on

Well, took about two hours
Sittin' on these bales of Grass
'Bout thirty thousand dollars worth or more
In a pile beneath my ass

I reckon they was busy
But they sent one, finally
Asked if they'd caught that Runner
Of this young Deputy

'Said he'd led 'em quite a chase
Lost the front wheel on that truck
The Runner bailed 'n tried to run
But he ran outt'a luck

'Next day I stopped to get a beer
'n from the conversation
Near everybody'd seen him
Over half'a hell 'n all creation

That Runner'd come thru driveways
Took out a couple fences
Near hit some woman's dubblewide
T'ward where the Rez commences

He'd run out in the desert
Then doubled back around
That's when that ol' Ford fin'ly broke
'n run it in the ground

Reminded me of Robert Mitchum
In the movie 'Thunder Road'
'Cept this one's truckin' whacky weed
Not 'white lightnin' for his load

Some dealer's waitin' for these goods
Transported by this mule
Now lookin' at hard prison time
For this errand of a fool

I admire the talent he must have
Runnin' desert roads that fast
'Got no love for these drug runners, tho
I hope they burn his ass

Near four hours later
Two more Deputies came around
Prob'ly 'tactical's' from their uniforms
Comin' for the stuff I'd found

Hear you got some presents for us"
I told 'em "You're too late
'Nuther Deputy got here earlier
'Picked 'em up there at the gate"

"'Prob'ly took it all to 'Mountain'
I'd a'thought you'd known by now?"
"They never tell us nuthin'" He was laffin'
"We gotta go there anyhow"

People in the cities
Have a fear of any gun
Unlike out here in the desert
Where they're near owned by everyone

Nobody gets excited
It's the remoteness of the land
Ya can't depend on 911
When trouble is at hand

The Sheriff out here knows this
'Takes 'em awhile to get around
You're expected to defend yourself
Protect your home 'n ground

Why it's not this way all over
I'll never figure out
You have the Right to arm yourself
The Constitution's spelled that out

We have alarms within our houses
Insurance on our cars
We have air bags 'n seatbelts
Plus extinguishers for fires

It's only common sense then
Regardless, what's said to the contrary
'Best rely upon yer own damn self
Than some government 'Good Fairy'

 

The Lizards

I watch the lizards come and sit
While I drink my coffee for a bit
On my back wall they take a stance
I guess I'm hardly worth a glance

The Iguana do their push-ups there
Other types just sit 'n stare
Dunno what they're lookin' at
Maybe some ol' bug all big 'n fat

Mostly they just take the sun
I move about but they don't run
Sometimes they'll mate in front of me
It happens all quite suddenly

Then they'll part and walk away
Or go down the wall the other way
If they were a thousand times as big or more
They'd look like a dinosaur

I reckon that's real good ya see
Otherwise, they'd be eatin' me

At nite the lizards are kinda small
19 or so upon my wall
They wait out there so patient tho
For some errant moth or mosquito

Some are large 'n some are tiny
None of 'em will bite yer hiney
If they could, they would I'll bet
Them T-Rex genes are in 'em yet

There's lizards here
Ain't in my books
Least not how
Them pictures looks

Them that are
Are bigger yet
'Bet no one knows
How big they get

Sonoroasauruses
They ain't
But they make the city folks
Feel faint

A Gila Monster
Awhile ago
Had all them ground squirrels
Layin' low

It'd climb the stump
Of an ol' mesquite
'Wait there awhile
For a tasty treat

'Course that was past
My five foot wall
Or I'd never �been out there
With that at all

I like the lizards hangin' 'round
In my yard, or on the ground
I just sit 'n watch 'em be
Eatin' all them bugs that pester me

 

The hummin' birds are funny to watch. 'Had one the other day hover 'bout an arms length... 'Gave me a couple 'twits' 'n flew to the feeder. Dunno if he was sayin' thanks or just checkin' me out to make sure I wouldn't try 'n eat him.

Hummers

Hummin� birds don't get along
They don't even have a song
They're just tiny little nits
Flit about 'n chirp in twits

But they will in ambush lie
For another Hummer to fly by
They lay private claim to all that juice
In the feeder hangin' loose

They won't share with one another
At the feeder as they hover
Like tiny airplanes takin' gas
Takin' fuel to fly so fast

When the cactus are in bloom
That ol' feeder's got some room
Woodpeckers get in strange contortions
Tryin' hard to get their portions

Then the Hummers have to wait
For bigger beaks with much more weight
They sit in trees 'n have a fit
I know they're cussin': "Twit-twit-twit..."

 

Horse Thief

I was sittin' drinkin' coffee

Thinkin' back in time

I must been 'bout six years old

That'd be 1949

 

Back then there'd be these fellas

Who worked a neighborhood

With a pony 'n a camera

When the weather was real good

 

They'd just go from door to door

For parents with a kid

Who'd like to have their picture took

(on a pony) and most did

 

Back then most ever kid I knew

Had some sort'a cowboy clothes

So their moms would get 'em suited up

To have their pictures took in those

 

My mother was no dif'frint

Took no more than awhile

'Soon I was astride this beast

My mother told me: "Smile"

 

The guy fiddled with his camera pod

The sun was shinin' bright

My feet were in the stirrups

My gun belt snug 'n tight

 

I had a black hat on my head

A kerchief �eneith my chin

I still remember doin' it

I gave my mom a grin

 

"Giddap!" I hollered loudly

I thumped that ponys side

With both my heels, hard as I could

I was goin' for a ride

 

That little horse dug in it's heels

'n followed my command

Off we trotted down the street

I'm a'hollerin' to beat the band

 

'Yahooo Yahhhooo!" I yelled

Wavin' my black hat around

"Giddap horse, Yahoo Yahoooo"

While bobbin' up �en down

 

I could hear the panicked yells

Closin' fast behind

Above the clatter of the hooves

On concrete by this time

 

I dunno what possessed me

That bright and sunny day

I suddenly turned outlaw

Makin' a get-away

 

I must'a gone about a block

'Fore that camera guy ran 'longside

Took the pony by the halter

'n ended my wild ride

 

My mom was in hysterics

Half laughin', half in fear

She pulled me off that pony

Then beat my little rear

 

I never got that 'pony' picture

That children my age did

But to be a horse thief on your block

That's SO cool when you're a kid!

 

Cowboy Hats

Cowboy Hats

Well... I got me a hat

Got eight of 'em, at that

I'll prob'ly get me some more

Five wool felts 'n a Beaver

'Cause I'm a believer

And for straws, I got me two more

 

When I tighten the cinch

They won't budge an inch

When the wind blows, outta ol' Mexico

For they surely will kite

If I don't hang on tight

There's no tellin' to where they might go

 

Some just think it's alright

For a Saturday night

To wear cowboy hats, out on the town

But they're always too clean

If ya know what I mean

They don't wear 'em when no one's around

 

A well seasoned hat

Will not look like that

'n that dirt ya see might be manure

Tho the band's rotted out

You can't throw it out

Even tho you may have many more

 

Yeah, some might look like hell

'n might even smell

Only cleanin' they get's from the storm

They take on their own shape

Not one you'd create

No two alike is the norm

 

Of ball caps I've no need

Toutin' tractors or seed

In this desert, where few crops will grow

I need shade from the sun

'Cause it sure ain't no fun

When it's high over this here plateau

 

I ain't no farmer

I'm down where it's warmer

It stays that way most of the year

Like my boots 'n my gun

I don't wear hats for fun

It's still the wild west way out here

 

Cowboy Attitude

 

I wasn't raised on a ranch or a farm

A fact that may give some a pause or alarm

But I know my way 'round a stable or barn

I've lived a strange life as they say

 

The place I was born was in Baltimore City

A strange sort'a town that can be rough and gritty

In fact in some places it's just downright shitty

No wonder I didn't stay there

 

When I was a kid I could never relate

To my family and neighbors who thought it so great

I had to get out, before it's too late

I'd hate to become one of 'them'

 

I joined the Navy when I turned seventeen

To go out in the world 'n see what all's to be seen

I cut the cord early, if ya know what I mean

'Cause I never belonged with that bunch

 

In central Flor'da, I was introduced

To cowboy'n one day, while out gettin' juiced

Easy money I thought, to give me a boost

We didn't get paid much back then

 

Just ride the horse 'n follow the dogs

Look out for the snakes 'n maybe wild hogs

Try not to drown or get stuck in the bogs

'n get them cows outta the bush

 

Ropin' 'n such., I didn't know how

But they gimme a quirt that they called a romal

It'll make a loud noise when you smack a cow

That's what bein' a 'Cracker's about

 

A dollar and hour and found was my pay

To round up these steers to wherever they'd say

A drover would come 'n take 'em away

'Load 'em up inna truck off the road

 

They were good ol' boys, mostly Seminole

We'd meet at the time 'n the place I'd been tol'

They'd unload the trailers 'n we'd mount up 'n go

Spendin' all day in the scrub

 

When the sun started fadin' they'd call us all in

Lead the horses to trailers 'n the dogs to their pen

In back of the pick-ups they all arrived in

Then settle up with my pay

 

A sandwich 'n coffee with a candy bar snack

Was near like a feast when I'd fin'ly get back

Along with a beer 'n a stiff shot of Jack

Life's simple when you're just eighteen

 

As to who actually owned 'em, I never did ask

They'd always pay cash for my time at the task

Some carried guns, but no black hats or a mask

They was rustlers for all that I know

 

In pre-Disney Flor'da along the St John

Where the tourists don't go, you could have you some fun

In some dive with a tin roof to shade from the sun

'n listen to Blues deftly played

 

Good ol' boys, from back in the swamp

'n wild teenaged sailors, just out for a romp

Juke box blarin' Hank Williams, or the Ubangi Stomp

'n there weren't no shortage of girls

 

Then all that ended in '63

We hadda deploy 'n go out to sea

'Thought that flight deck at night 'be the death of me

But it wasn't

 

I'd sailed 'round the world when I was 21

As a Third Class Aviation Ordnanceman

While the guys back home ideas for fun

Was still the drive-in on Saturday night

 

At 22, I'd been to war

'Came home on leave to Baltimore

Oh I didn't belong there anymore

I might as well have come from the Moon

 

I said g'bye 'n didn't look back

Drove out west to my post in an Ordnance Shack

TAD down to Yuma for fighter attack

Where the desert just blew me away

 

By this time I was 23

A cowboy's what I wanted to be

Even rode rodeo for people to see

But I'd never go do that again (Ow!)

This cowboy idea hadda be put on hold

Went back to Vietnam at 27 years old

'Lotta stuff in between is left to be told

But I reckon that'd take quite awhile

 

I was a blue water sailor and an aircrewman too

'Was not much at all, that I didn't do

When I was 40, I retired from that too

Then I made the mistake

 

I should have moved west , but thought I'd a debt

To some fam'ly in Maryland I weren't quit of just yet

Then my wife to be came up. with the best news since we met

"Why don't we move to Arizona?"

 

She never knew, that I'd been here before

Or much of my past life back durin' the war

The grin on my face must'a scared her for sure

We packed up and left inna year

 

Not to, some overpriced HOA tract

Where they all look alike there all jammed in a pack

But out in the desert, with a pool in the back

Surrounded by mountains 'n cactus 'n trees

 

Picture Rocks ain't a town, it's a place on the map

Where we live a life free of citified crap

I can relax, with a cat on my lap

And damn near just do as I please

 

How can I be a cowboy, if I don't own a cow

Or have my own horses out in the corral

I reckon it's attitude; 'had that for awhile

That's all there is, that's left to say

 

If I make any money, at this poetry stuff

With any to spare, 'cause the economy's tough

We'll have a corral 'n tack shed soon enough

Out here where it's all Open Range

 

A couple of horses 'n a mule in the pen

Would satisfy me 'n the wife to no end

It'll give me more stuff to write about then

'Cause sometimes, it gets hard

 

Baxter Black

 

Everybody tells me

I should check out Baxter Black

He's s'posed to be the best there is

So, I reckon I'm a hack

 

But, I've never read ya Baxter

I dunno what you do

Fact is that I don't want'a

'Be afraid I'd copy you

 

It only takes a poet

A germ of an idea

So I don't want'a get no germs

Affectin' me, ya heah?

 

Influences are subtle

Sometimes, a word or look

Sometimes a memory long forgot

Turns out to be a book

 

I never know when I begin

Just where it's gonna go

Or how I'll go 'bout gettin' there

And make it rhyme, ya know?

 

This here poem is bad enuff

Accept my apologies

The idea for this just came to me

While cookin� a grilled cheeze

 

No offense there Baxter

But please don't feel alone

'Don't want no outside influence...

I do this on my own

 

(c) 2010 1/20 Shaw

 

'Puttin Chile Peppers In My Oyster Stew

I come from the east coast

Yeah, it's sad but true

But, I've lost any vestiges

That'd give you any clue

But one thing I ain't rid of

Is stuff I like to eat

But even that's done gone southwest

'Cause here's my fav'rite treat

 

I'm puttin' chile peppers

In my oyster stew

Con Quesa in clam chowder

Is kind'a tasty too

 

Near everything I used to know

Is laced with Texas Pete

My wife sez I got dragon breath

From hot stuff that I eat

 

Back from where I came from

It's all 'bout crabs 'n beer

But there ain' no decent crab house

In the desert way out here

 

So I just do the next best thing

'Work with what i got

My cravin' still for seafood

But damn, I like it HOT

 

So I' puttin'chile peppers

In my oyster stew

Con Quesa in clam chowder

Is kind'a tasty too

Near everything I used to know

Is laced with Texas Pete

My wife sez I got dragon breath

From hot stuff that I eat

 

I get a cravin' for fish sandwiches

Onna Kaiser roll

Then stuff in Habernaros

That burn my hiney-hole

 

Red or green hot chiles

Make such a noxious gas

My Wranglers near incinerate

When flames blow out my ass

 

These desert flies are tough as nails

If ya swat 'em they won't die

But all I gotta do is belch

They'll fall right out 'the sky

 

I used to think that blue crabs

Steamed with pepper and Old Bay

With a bit of rock salt

Would take my breath away

 

All that was quickly quenched

With just a swig of beer

But that's hardly a comparison

To what I eat 'out here'

Yeah, I'm puttin' chile peppers
In my oyster stew
Quesa in clam chowder
Is kind'a tasty too

Near everything I used to know
Is laced with Texas Pete
My wife sez I got dragon breath
From hot stuff that I eat

 

Guns 'n Stuff

The 2nd Amendment is alive and well in Arizona... altho we must never take that for granted. The AZ Constitution reads: Sec. 2 Art. 26 "The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be impaired." Concealed Carry wasn't even an issue until 1994. Prior to that you were either heeled or you weren't.

Guns

I got a gun... 'more 'n one
Can't hardly have too many
Yet there's still some folks around
Who don't have one... or any

I reckon if they had their way
We'd all be left defenseless
With all the crime that's goin' on                           
That kind'a thinkin's senseless

These politicians jump on this
Like they know what it's about
"We don't need guns out in our streets"
Is mostly, what they shout

It's the actions of the criminals
Guns are pretty much inert
Somebody's gotta point 'em
Pull them triggers, 'fore they'll hurt

Then they'll jump on the aesthetics
'Bout how some of these guns look
Especially them with pistol grips
'Round which yer thumb can hook

Never heard of egonomics
Or the progress of the tools
All such stuff's 'assault guns'
In the jargon of these fools

It's plain ol' hoplophobia
The fear of any gun
They know nuthin' 'bout 'em
A clue, they don't have one

They think we'll all be safer
If none of us are armed
When anyone defends themselves
These morons get alarmed

Worst of all these anti's
Is that moonbat Sarah Brady
Beyond all rhyme or reason
Somethin's wrong with that ol' lady

If all the guns are outlawed
Only outlaws will have guns
I reckon� I'm no outlaw yet
But that'll damn sure make me one

'Til then I'll have my pistol
There holstered on my hip
I will not be a victim
'Cause of some gun-grabbers shit

There in my gun locker
My silent weapons stand
'Only way I'll ever give 'em up
Is if they're pulled from my dead hand

We have the Right to self defense
Free men don't need permission
The Constitution spells it out
Defendin' THAT's my mission

The same who'll holler 'civil rights'
Would gladly take that right away
They've done that many places now
No matter what the 'people' say

D.C., Maryland, Illinois
New Jersey, New York state
Hawaii, Minnesota
'n California ain't that great

'Reckon that the people there
Live with these lies disguised as law
Infringing on an actual Right
Or denying it at all

Even when in courts of law
This tryanny is tested
They'll maintain the same ol' quid pro quo
They all should be arrested

They think that taking all our guns
Will be a fine solution
The final cure for all of that
Is the Second 'Revolution'

I reckon that's a comer
Altho I dunno when
To kick these commie bastards out
'n take our country back again

 

Earps Justice

Most everybody knows the tale
Of Wyatt and his brothers
This here poem will cover that a bit
Tho doubtless there's been others

Wyatt lived to ripe old age
'Died in1928
He never took a bullet one
That was not to be his fate

A lawman 'n a gambler
A wagon driver too
'Rode shotgun for Wells-Fargo
There wasn't much he didn't do.

He strode upon the stage of life
Back when the west was wild
Dependin' on yer point of view
He's either praised or much reviled

'Made his mark there permanently
For better or for worse
Givin' many a badman
Their last ride' in a hearse

The Gunfight at OK Corral
As everybody knows
Became the stuff of legend, books
'n even movie shows

Tombstone cost him dearly
His brother Morgan was shot dead
Then Virgil maimed on Allen Street
By a shotgun blast of lead

He left for Colorado
Then as some will say
Returned for a vendetta
With his pal, Doc Holliday

They hunted down them outlaw cowboys
All they found, they'd surely kill
They never got to Johnny Ringo
But they got to Curly Bill

Some still say this act was murder
'n by law, it's prob'ly true
But there's the law 'n then there's justice
A big gap between the two

From those days lookin' forward
Right up 'til today
There's people who need killin'
Or elsewise put away

Taken out some bad guy
'Sayin' if ya could
Not for any pers'nal gain
Just for the common good

Or say ya got a murderer
Guilty as can be
How come they can't be taken out
'Hung from the nearest tree?

But no, they get a comfy cell
Then get three squares a day
And various activities
To while their time away

This goes on for years 'n years
Appeal, after appeal
While sleazy lib'ral lawyers
Connive to make their deal

They wail on about their civil rights
And on and on they go
While the tree that they should' been hung from
Could'a been firewood long ago

Then ya got these Judges
Who let 'em walk away
Maybe that was just the same
Back in Wyatt's day

There's a certain cure for real
To end them evil ways
Just hunt 'em down 'n kill �em
Like in them wild west days

There's all sorts'a perverts too
That need to be strung up
Especially child molesters
Who never give that up

One appeal is all they'd get
'n even that's too kind
Then string 'em up, or shoot 'em
'Don't make no nevermind

Maybe some real punishment
Like hangin' from a tree
Would dissuade these vi'lent criminals
Who threaten you 'n me

Some vigilante justice
Meted out 'n well deserved
Would rid us of these outlaws
Then JUSTICE would be served

Bring back cor'pral punishment
Like public whippin's or the stocks
Better that 'n cheaper too
Than behind them bars 'n locks

All of these illegals
Get caught committin' vi'lent crimes
Deserve to be... just shot on sight
Instead of doin' time

Yeah, Wyatt had the right idea
Gettin' all them bad boys rooted out
They got the justice they deserved
That's what it's all about!

 

Self Defense

There's certain things yer born with
No matter what they say
Free people have these natch�rul rights...
And who the hell are 'they'?

You have a mind to make yer thoughts
A mouth to speak yer piece
You have the right to self defense
With whatever you damn please

Now some folks say ya can't do that
With saber or a gun
I reckon all they know to do
Is just turn tail 'n run

That may be well 'n good for them
I hope they get away
If their life, or maybe kin
Are jeapordized some day

Can't take the law in your own hands
Is mostly what is said
Tho I reckon times ya best do that
Or otherwise yer dead

Push comes to shove there's times a man
Must do what he must do
'Cause the only defense possible
Is that which starts with you

It makes me wonder why then...
Some would try 'n take that Right away
And demonize the very Arms ya need
To save yer life some day?

Well pards this is real short poem
'n there won't be a sequel
We know that God created men
But Sam Colt made 'em equal

Cowboy Hats

Well... I got me a hat                                             Got eight of 'em, at that                                          I�ll prob�ly get some more                                      Five wool felts 'n a Beaver                                 'Cause I'm a believer                                             And for straws, I got me two more

When I tighten the cinch                                          They won't budge an inch                                    When the wind blows, outta ol' Mexico                      For they surely will kite                                            If I don't snug 'em tight                                            There's no tellin' to where they might go

Some just think it's alright                                      For a Saturday night                                               To wear cowboy hats, out on the town                      But they're always too clean                                      If ya know what I mean                                        They don't wear 'em when no one's around

A well seasoned hat                                             Will not look like that                                              'n that dirt ya see might be manure                           Tho the sweatband's rotted out                         

You can't throw it out                                           Even tho you may have many more

Yeah, some might look like hell                                 'n might even smell                                             Only cleanin' they get's from the storm                  They take on their own shape                                 Not one you'd create                                              No two alike is the norm

Of ball caps I've no need                            Toutin' tractors, or seed                                          In this desert, where few crops will grow                     I need shade from the sun                                        'Cause it sure ain't no fun                                    When it's high over this here plateau

I ain't no farmer                                                    I'm down where it's warmer                                      It stays that way most of the year                         Like my boots 'n my gun                                             I don't wear hats for fun                                           It's still the wild west way out here


Ridin� the Internet Range

Each day I awake

�n turn on a machine

Then go for a ride

If ya know what I mean

 

No saddle �n bridle

Or even a horse

No hats �n no boots

�n no guns of course

 

All I need is a keyboard

To do what I dare

�n ride with the best

From my swivel chair

 

I ain�t �fraid of �nuthin�

No matter how strange

When e�re I go ride

On the Internet Range

 

I can be quite the scoundrel

Or a man of some fame

Not that it matters

I don�t use my real name

 

I�ll hoorah any place

That might interest me

Anywhere on this earth

With the stroke of a key

 

I�ve been known cause havoc

Prob�ly helped start a war

�Destroyed reputations

�n evened a score

 

I�ve fought many battles

Against liberals crap

Leadin� the charge�

With a cat on my lap

 

I don�t need a badge

Or a trusty six shooter

I�m a reg�lar �John Wayne�

All I need�s a computer

 

With a fierce avitar

At which one can stare

While I wax philosophic

�Still in my underwear

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If I need provisions

The whole world�s my store

I can buy what I want

�n they�ll ship to my door

 

With plastic �n PayPal

Transactions are made

�Don�t carry no cash

�n my bills are all paid

 

In this undertakin�

I don�t ride alone

There�s always a posse

That�s ridin� from home

 

No matter the weather

They�ll all cowboy up

�n ride hell for leather

With their coffee cup

 

All this stuff them ol� cowboys

Would find terribly strange

To go ridin' out

On the Internet Range

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